Curse

Old Dood · Nov 19, 2005, 10:57 PM // 22:57

"He's Dead Jim..." Doctor McCoy

d4nowar · Nov 19, 2005, 11:07 PM // 23:07

"Evil doesn't stand a chance against these twin hellfire cannons." - Captain Edward Reynolds, Pirate Hunter.

htb723 · Nov 19, 2005, 11:39 PM // 23:39

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

Albert Einstein

Old Dood · Nov 19, 2005, 11:53 PM // 23:53

"Damn it Jim I'm a Doctor...not a Brick Layer....." Doctor McCoy (Again)

karunpav · Nov 20, 2005, 12:01 AM // 00:01

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. I am not so sure about the former, though."

-Albert Einstein

tuperwho · Nov 20, 2005, 12:14 AM // 00:14

It's all fun until someone loses an eye. Then it's a game: 'find the eye'!!

Omega_2005 · Nov 20, 2005, 12:18 AM // 00:18

EH EH EHHHHH!!!

A person imitating Emma on Little Britain

Sorry, couldn't resist!

CowPoop · Nov 20, 2005, 01:24 AM // 01:24

mmm forbidden donut, Homer simpson

Lou · Nov 20, 2005, 03:27 AM // 03:27

"now I know why they call you pa, cause you's pathetic" *pa says* "now I know why they call you ma cause you's rotten ma ass"

some old geezers on King of the Hill

Xue Yi Liang · Nov 20, 2005, 04:10 AM // 04:10

quotes from my favorite sitcom, Father Ted

"I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests..." Father Ted

"How come all the rocks are different sizes?" Father Dougal

"You will address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!" Bishop Brennan

"Won't you have some cake, Father? It's got cocaine in it. Oh no, hang on, it's not cocaine, is it. What do I mean now? - the little things... Raisins!" Mrs. Doyle

"You know the phrase 'to take care of something'? Well, I realise now that you meant that in a sort of Al Pacino way. Whereas I was thinking more along the lines of Julie Andrews." Father Ted

Xue Yi Liang · Nov 20, 2005, 05:28 PM // 17:28

"I am Elmer J. Fudd - Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht." Bugs Bunny

jules · Nov 20, 2005, 05:32 PM // 17:32

You can shove that up your one-way digestive system. - Horrible Gelatinous Blob

Gotta love Futurama

Cjlr · Nov 20, 2005, 05:38 PM // 17:38

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOed up".

Freon41 · Nov 20, 2005, 10:35 PM // 22:35

No trees were harmed in the production of this post. A large number of electrons, however, were horribly inconvenienced.
-Anonymous

nicky nightmare · Nov 20, 2005, 11:35 PM // 23:35

boredom is a sign of serenity

Scown-dog · Nov 20, 2005, 11:40 PM // 23:40

"I love deadlines, especialy the wooshing sound they make as they fly by." I used that quote on my gr.8 graduation banner...how i miss those times.....

kg_lildude1 · Nov 20, 2005, 11:52 PM // 23:52

"If i had a dollar for every brain you don't have, i'd have one dollar"

benmanhaha · Nov 20, 2005, 11:57 PM // 23:57

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO-the GWGuru censoring system

karunpav · Nov 21, 2005, 12:42 AM // 00:42

"A clear concience is a sign of bad memory."

"If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?"

Shinomori · Nov 21, 2005, 01:38 AM // 01:38

Now, y'see, some people say "Give a man a fish, and you feed them for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.". However, I found a little pervasion on this, and I like it a bit more.

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."